Is This It? (a quiz format stolen from The Guardian)

1. Where’s your head at?
I’m just doing a new quiz that I stole from the Groaniad (ask your parents).

2. What’s new pussycat?
I have a new large HD TV. It’s lovely.

3. Who do you think you are?
Not who I want to be, but not someone I completely loathe. I’m not as suicidal as I could be, put it that way!

4. Are friends electric?
Friends mean the world to me. Hanging out with friends can totally change your mood, you can get a lift from the right people so I think it’s fair to compare them to an energy source.

5. What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding?
That it’s so elusive. It’s like a karmic joke.

6. What’s the frequency Kenneth?
60Mhz is the current preference apparently. And it’s Benneth, not Kenneth doofus.

7. Can U dig it?
With a spade or a trowel, though I’d rather get a JCB. Or that mole drill thing from Thunderbirds.

8. Do you remember the first time?
Not really. I know who’s responsible, but very little of the actual act.

9. Are you lonesome tonight?
Sometimes, but I’m realising that other people can FUCK OFF if they don’t wanna do anything other than play games. Real people only! Or just myself.

10. Should I stay or should I go?
Stay, we’ll watch some telly or talk shit. It’s good fun.

11. When will I see you again?
Most days if you walk into Swin City Comics - plug, plug! Otherwise, call me - we’ll do something. I’m not hard to reach ya know. (Note: these days you’ll find me in my shop Proud Lion!)

12. How soon is now?
The real question is when will then be now? Soon.

13. Who wants to live forever?
Me, but I want a decent stock portfolio so I can pay my way. And I don’t want to get steadily more decrepit. 27 is as close to 30 as I wanna get!

14. Is this it?
For now, yup. I’m tired of typing. As for the more metaphysical answer, no but it is beyond our current levels of comprehension.